The Subbans

Act of dragging ones buttocks across the ground thus creating a trail of caca which recreates the effort Jonas has to exude each shift

Jonas Siegenthaler is a good defenseman but he has a bad case of the Subbans.

by DevRickus October 31, 2021

The Suburban Wiggas

Only the gnarliest gnar band in brunswick composed of band members: Jonas, Joelle, and Aiden

Journey: "OH did you hear Aiden is in a band now? God I want to marry him my coochie can't take it"

Joelle & Jonas: "that's my nigga from the suburban wiggas"

by Johnbun99 December 25, 2023

The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.

Damn Y'all Sally be doin, 'The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.

by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024

The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.

Damn Y'all Sally be doin, "The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.

by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024

Read the Subreddit

The skill of quickly grasping the specific etiquette, inside knowledge, humor style, and ideological bent of a particular subreddit before posting or commenting. Each subreddit is a mini-nation with its own constitution (rules) and culture. This means checking the sidebar, browsing top/all-time posts, and understanding whether the community prefers earnest discussion, sarcastic one-liners, highly technical answers, or pure absurdist humor.

Example: Posting a sincere, beginner question about film technique in r/moviescirclejerk (a satire subreddit) will get you mercilessly mocked because you failed to Read the Subreddit. Conversely, posting an ironic meme in the serious, academic r/AskHistorians will get it instantly deleted. Survival depends on this cultural calibration.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Friend Of The Subbies

Someone who would rather pay someone too much and than fall out with them. Generally tends to be a nice bloke, bit of a cunt.

Gonzo is a friend of the subbies (e.g. Good old Taggy, Eddie? Eddie? Not good old Eddie? blah blah blah)

by Steve Morriss March 5, 2004

a mediocrity from the suburbs

a so-so looking woman who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is

by Sexydimma June 11, 2014