stress masturbate

When one engages in vigorous masturbation as a means of immediate stress relief.

After he was asked to re-do the assignment, Bryce went to stress masturbate before getting down to work.

by Williamsburg Rabbi February 9, 2015

stress-jerk

The act of interrupting work or study for masturbation (usually at night), in order to relieve stress and be able to return fresh to working or studying.

I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.

by College November 6, 2013

Stress poop

Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.

"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."

"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."

"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."

by CaffeineLizard July 22, 2013

stress

a word that you can use when there is nothing else to say and there is really no stress at all.

so...how ar u...(akwardness) STRESS!!!

by Jen Dev October 28, 2006

stress boner

n. either a literal or figurative erection brought forth by an extremely anxious or suspenseful event. Often accompanied by extreme tenseness and frustration.

Post stress boner symptoms include immediate acceptance and relief.

I've got a thousand on Miami and we're down by 2 with 4 seconds in the fourth, what a fuckin stress boner.

Next in line for an oral presentation.

Meeting the girlfriends parents for the first time.

Jenga and anything delicate that requires careful handling.

Already late for work and hit traffic, railroad crossing, or drawbridge.

by ScoBoJuBi January 13, 2008

contact stress

The process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. The contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out.

Nicole and Adam L were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. Adam R was then feeling contact stress because his fellow baristas were stressing even though he only had to stand at drive thru and take money.

by causticguy December 17, 2015

Stress box

Public phone in jail that only sends collect calls, and does not receive calls.

After the quake all these sorry suckers jumped on the stress box. Funny chumps.

by CarlitoSheen April 13, 2013