man oath

An oath between men, usually homoerotic in nature, that is traditionally "bound in cum" (i.e. said deal is sealed through the act of sexual intercourse between said men).

Well, I don't know what to say. Mark's been a buttplug for awhile now but if willing to give me a man oath that he can get us tickets to Peter Gabriel next weekend I'm willing to give him a chance.

by buttbuttmanman January 15, 2019

Nerd Oath

I'm a nerd whore. thank you Joel McHale, Neil Patrick Harris, James Roday and above all others Steve Colbert

Its true i mean after all its the nerd oath

by jacquibreaky June 6, 2010

Hypocrite Oath

A doctor who took the Hippocratic oath but ends up putting more people in danger through medical gaslighting, or spreading disease by not using proper personal protective equipment.

I went to my doctor because I had complications from an active COVID infection and my doctor didn’t even wear a mask, I wonder how many of their patients they’re going to infect with this disease. I guess they took the hypocrite oath.

by CrunchyBrownie5 September 22, 2025

Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.

Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."

by Chac Culling March 23, 2023

oath-tacking

The act of strategically evading, distorting, or sidestepping a sworn oath—especially by public officials—often through legal gymnastics, political maneuvering, or rhetorical misdirection. Unlike oath-taking, which implies duty and honor, oath-tacking is about pretending to uphold principles while undermining them for personal or ideological gain.

The senator stood under a flag, swore allegiance to the Constitution, then spent the next hour oath-tacking his way through a cover-up.

by Randy Steel March 28, 2025

presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."

Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 16, 2020

testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.

Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???

by QuacksO August 31, 2018