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Loch Ness Monster

When you flush an extra long shit and as it spins down, the tip stands up straight, breaching the the water like the Loch Ness monster head emerging while the body is hidden underwater.
Loch Ness Monster- I took a shit so long that when it spun down the tube the tip popped out above the water looking at me like the lock ness monster.
by #IAM100% February 25, 2019
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David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020
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David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020
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David Loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
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David loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
I’m david loch and I approve this message
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
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The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.
Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*
by evrstz July 16, 2022
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Loch

Yo did you see those guys drinking Jager in town they are such lochs
by Tj anonymous July 27, 2022
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