I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

Ma kee choot may bhayn kay tuttay

When you simple fuck it up. Any process or task that is foiled by ones pure stupidity. Used when things repeatedly get foiled over and over and over again.
Extension used: chotay chotay motay motay.

Shit, i just deleted this file...ma kee chooth may bhayn kay tuttay..chotay chotay motay motay

by Cool dood January 31, 2005

Ma kee choot may bhayn kay tuttay

Hot sexxy enimas that are awesome!

Oh yes, ma kee choot may bhayn kay tuttay!

by Cory February 23, 2005

kee sweet peng

A pretty but stupid kind of girl. Always say people stupud without knowing that she is a stupid too. Kind and cute

Shaw: stop being kee sweet peng bro
Alex: sorry bro i didnt know that i was beung like her

by Shaw1106 December 27, 2016

kees

kees always has nice sunglasses on
he is a very nice guy

"omg ur such a kees!"

by wuwuwuwuwuwu May 19, 2022

Kee

one of the most loveable people , he will always be there for someone. he is so strong and tries to hide is feelings, especially the negative ones. you only get one chance with him so don't mess up. he is very nonchalant and sometimes is hard to understand but eventually you learn him.. you'll love to just be with him and spend time w him.

me- I miss "kee" so much

them- you always say that

by ilovvehimmorree July 11, 2022

Kee Yee

A reliable person using his quirky style to ensure the job gets done.
The person may be lazy but use his laziness to bring the best out of him
The person is super caring and ensures the best for his love and peers

Kee Yee is a very reliable person that ensures that your worries are gone in a spoof

by Ryunodono November 21, 2021