Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 18, 2023
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Take me to pound town

Asking someone to give you a good pounding(fist bump)
Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, take me to pound town!
by lunarcruiser720 March 22, 2023
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Take Me To McDonalds

This means come and lets have some quick cheeky sex. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.
Guy:"Babe im in the mood"
Girl:"Baby me too,Take Me To McDonalds"
by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016
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take me to mcdonalds

Means to have a quick and cheeky fuck somewhere readily avalible. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.
Guy:"Babe im in the mood."
Girl"Baby me too, come take me to McDonalds"
by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016
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take me back

When the mentally disabled indian k-pop wannabe girl that deserves a straighjacket especially after seeing her insta posts where the bitch cant make a normal fucking face decieves my nigga, who genuinely cared but was used a convenience. shes also very likely to make a fake k-pop bf.
by harveyyyyuaghhdshds September 07, 2023
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Who will take me out

The new style which olosho are using to advertise their business
Who will take me out
I'm lonely
by Youngbello1 July 26, 2022
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