Guy: sup bitchezzz... check dis mufuckin cock-n-stein
*whips out*
Bitchezzz: oh daddy give me that big hard cock-n-stein
Guy: fuck dat... i'm gay
*whips out*
Bitchezzz: oh daddy give me that big hard cock-n-stein
Guy: fuck dat... i'm gay
by Fagatron1927 February 28, 2011
by FuckYou February 23, 2003
Equipment needed:
1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge
Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.
Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.
Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.
To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .
and Enjoy ! ! !
1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge
Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.
Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.
Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.
To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .
and Enjoy ! ! !
One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 27, 2009
A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.
“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”
by Flying-Dutchman April 08, 2021
Greg Stein, a man who has gone to new heights of fiendery and cigarette stealing, going as far as looting a dead mans pack of cigarettes whom he found in his wrecked car, before even calling the police .
Greg Stein, you looted a dead mans pack of cigarettes
Himself: Its just a pack of cigarettes, he left them for whoever found them q
Himself: Its just a pack of cigarettes, he left them for whoever found them q
by AConcerendCitizen December 17, 2018
by glovermang March 29, 2011