Squidward

When a male place his member on the face of other person, imitating the nose of the TV character Squidward

Oh look, Jimmy has fallen sleep, let's make him a Squidward

by San Sánchez May 16, 2020

Squidward

Squidward embodies the persona of someone who lost their youthfulness to the rigidity of adulthood whereas Spongebob is the opposite -- he has young energy that finds optimism in everything he does.

Don't be a squidward.

by Chovey March 15, 2021

Squidward

You place one nut over each of a girls eye and flop your dick over her nose

I was bored and knew my chick was in a bad mood so I flopped my balls on her eyes and cock over her nose, I knew a good old fashioned Squidward would cheer her up

by Gatlin1976 November 13, 2021

Squidward

When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.

Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"

Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"

by Downtown Tony July 15, 2010

Squidward

When you rest your testicles on a persons eyes and use your dick for their nose.

Last night when jimmy passed out at the party i gave him a nice squidward.

by EvanVanderbelt December 30, 2016

Squidward

An employee whose inattentive, impatient, and sleeps on the job.

Remember, no one wants to be a squidward.

by Whythisword September 1, 2018

Squidward

I practice in which you and your partner are both naked. And in the next minutes you gather some paint and make a Picasso of a painting onto your partners face that looks similar to squidward off of (Spongebob Squarepants) TV Show. - Also known as "The Squidward"

Ken: Last night was crazy, my wife Karen let me do The Squidward on her.
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*

by Boots with the fur February 7, 2021