spaghetti pockets

The unexpected humiliation of having cooked spaghetti fall from your pockets while trying to impress attractive members of the opposite sex.

spaghetti pockets story:
>Cute girl in line in behind me
>"Hey, how are you doing?“
>oh fuck conversation
>”Oh, I’m good, and you?“
>”That’s good, are you busy this Saturday?“
>”I, don’t think so"
>She points to ear
>Wearing a bluetooth headset
>It all makes sense
>Drop my items and put my hands in pockets
>There’s a hole in my pockets
>Spaghetti trickles down my leg from my shorts
>Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear

by myshkin August 2, 2012

she spaghetti

Hot and ready;

a girl who is ready to fuck;

Hoe

She was all on me, she spaghetti bruh.

by properlujah May 16, 2015

Spaghetti Chain

Several overlapping strands of semen after a forceful ejaculation; frequently the aftermath of a cumshot.

Alex: Damn mate, you manage to pick up new hoes every night! You must be rizzing something fierce.
Matt: Bitches just want a rainbird like me who'll leave some nice spaghetti chains on their faces.

by SoIWillBleedForever March 28, 2023

Spaghetti Goblin

When you get beaned out with your boys.

So who’s trying to be a spaghetti goblin in this fine Wednesday Syracuse afternoon?

by The King’s of the North May 10, 2019

spaghetti wrangler

A vulgar term of offense to describe ugly hairy redneck types.

That fat kid in the corner is a tard.

I know he is such a spaghetti wrangler.

by halohippomoose March 25, 2011

jeffy spaghetti

in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.

OH, JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!

by spaghetti jeff January 23, 2018

man spaghetti

a mess of men all jumbled together, legs and arms intertwined like noodles; usually in a crowded public bath, or a gay club after an earthquake or especially groovy beat

Let's get in there and make man spaghetti with meatballs!

by shiny dood September 30, 2009