snoot douche

A neti pot or Nävage; nasal irrigation system

You sound so congested. Why don't you go give yourself a snoot douche?

by CookieNazi October 30, 2020

snoot flute

An idiom for penis.

Rebel: I need to drain my snoot flute.

by darkseid May 20, 2016

Snoot Snoot

What Shrek's ears are called.

Sherk pulled out wax from his snoot snoot.

by Taliban223 January 25, 2017

Snoot piffer

A shitty comeback to poo and/or poot sniffer means that you won the insul war against them.

Me: You're a poot sniffer

Them: oh yeah well your uh uh a snoot piffer

by The1andonlysnoot November 30, 2014

snoot wiper

Synonym for tissue or handkerchief, noun.

Hand me a snoot wiper, please, I'm about to sneeze.

by Hyakamooks January 27, 2019

Snoot Frack

A "snoot frack" is, quite simply, a "fruit snack" that your two-year-old has stuffed up her nasal extremity and that requires extraction by emergency room personnel.

After extracting a snoot frack from each of Tiffany's nostrils, the attending physician diagnosed them as "cherry" and "grape."

by Benedictine Batchofcumberbums August 17, 2020

snoot food

A slang term for cocaine.

You want some 100% pure Columbian snoot food?

by Douche-canoe1000 September 27, 2020