smothered smuggler

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock

Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.

by expert464 December 5, 2014

Smothered chicken

When you're eating a girl out and you put your nose in her butthole

Joe: hey want me to give you a smothered chicken

Amy the armpit sniffer: your gonna put your nose in my butt, okay!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

tuck and smother

The term "Tuck and smother" refers to the act of hiding a beer or other alcoholic beverage under your shirt/jacket/or other article of clothing and carrying it out of the bar or restaurant you are in, in order to drink it on the walk/drive to home/bar/party etc.

Term originated in the bars of Boston, MA.

Yo lets go to the next bar, I am going to tuck and smother this beer out of here.

Hey, this place sucks lets tuck and smother these drinks and go back to my place.

by Vinny "Big Time" May 31, 2007

smother monkey

A golfer whose favorite shot, especially under pressure, is a low driving hook which pounds itself into the ground before heading directly for o.b.

That guy on 2's tee is a true smother monkey.

by Bucketthead May 26, 2009

smother fuck

to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.

The first one to go to sleep is going to get smother fucked.

by Mike March 25, 2004

smothers brothers

When a guy teabags another guy while the other guy is picking the newest scabs off his taint

Michael was giving Brian a mean Smothers Brothers when Phil's mom walked in for her daily steamer.

by Beard of Death August 29, 2005

KD Smothering

A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.

Katie ran up and gave Jordan a KD smothering and now he is dead.

by JordanGerdes January 28, 2012