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Secondhand Beef

When you have beef with someone, which then results in you having beef with someone else. (Typically one of their friends.)
Person 1: Damnnn. Emma hates me because I have beef with her boyfriend Jimmy.
Person 2: Sounds like you got some secondhand beef.
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Secondhand Socialism

The economic system in which a government taxes and regulates businesses heavily, rather than owning the means of production. This allows the government to control and profit from said corporations without the duty of running them.
Bernie Sanders is not a socialist. He would never suggest that the government should own all businesses”
“No, but he certainly believes in Secondhand Socialism the way he talks of Amazon’s taxes”
by The Federal Press May 3, 2019
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secondhand shook

When you aren't directly involved in someone's drama but you're emotionally involved in it.
Damn, did you hear about Jim's baby mama drama? I'm secondhand shook, that baby isn't even on the same side of the color wheel as him.
by Caffeinebitch August 30, 2017
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Secondhand pregnancy

Noun
When a mother that detests children gets pregnant, and everyone knows she's going to give that child away more times than one. A person who is too egotistical to give the child up for adoption, for their appearance in society means more than the child's true coexistence.
"Marsha keeps giving her kid to me and everyone in our circle, poor second hand pregnancy."
"Why don't you take care of your kid? Stop twerking in the club before they start noticing this is a secondhand pregnancy."
by XianStarr October 10, 2016
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secondhand eating

The term now commonly used to describe the reality of how humans eating livestock means that we are thereby eating all of the food and drinking all of the water that they are and the fact that they consume such a massive volume of food and water actually means that we are doing so, secondhand, and the term itself also implies that we are sustaining enormous damage by doing so.
There is absolutely no doubt that secondhand eating is more destructive to our health and our planet than secondhand smoking ever was.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2023
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secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.
Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.
by Chris Kipp July 20, 2008
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Secondhand Meat

When you witness two people having sex and you are pulled into the activity
Guy1: fuck I’m sore

Guy2: why?

Guy1: I got secondhand meat yesterday when Greg and his girl were fucking...and they go at it hard
by Vixen Vixen Emer July 11, 2019
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