secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.

Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.

by Chris Kipp June 09, 2007

Secondhand Meat

When you witness two people having sex and you are pulled into the activity

Guy1: fuck I’m sore

Guy2: why?

Guy1: I got secondhand meat yesterday when Greg and his girl were fucking...and they go at it hard

by Vixen Vixen Emer July 11, 2019

secondhand friend

someone who isn’t really you’re friend but is friends with one of you’re friends, so you talk about them as if you’re friends

“Fucking Joel!”
“I didn’t know you were friends with Joel”
“I’m not, by Casey is, so I can it lol”
“So you’re secondhand friends?”
“Yep”

by jjedi January 17, 2019

Secondhand Cheeseburger

When, during a kiss, you taste the food your partner consumed prior to the kiss. Created after an unfortunate experience at a Burger King.

"What'd you have for lunch?"
"I'd rather not talk about it, Karen gave me a secondhand cheeseburger."

by js1190 July 17, 2009

secondhand shook

When you aren't directly involved in someone's drama but you're emotionally involved in it.

Damn, did you hear about Jim's baby mama drama? I'm secondhand shook, that baby isn't even on the same side of the color wheel as him.

by Caffeinebitch August 30, 2017

secondhand eating

The term now commonly used to describe the reality of how humans eating livestock means that we are thereby eating all of the food and drinking all of the water that they are and the fact that they consume such a massive volume of food and water actually means that we are doing so, secondhand, and the term itself also implies that we are sustaining enormous damage by doing so.

There is absolutely no doubt that secondhand eating is more destructive to our health and our planet than secondhand smoking ever was.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2023

secondhand sexting

When your friend gets a bomb ass nude and shows you so you can enjoy them too. Simialr to secondhand smoke but more enjoyable.

I deal with secondhand sexting a lot because my roommate is always showing the nudes he gets.

by SHAGGYBADGER March 09, 2016