by Tammy Lewinsky January 4, 2010
Get the scutta mug.The shorted ill-tempered short-mannered way of saying, "excuse me.” This variation is often used in situations where there is a hot, uncomfortable room full of smelly, ignorant, crowded, deaf people that never feel like getting the hell out of anyone’s way. Rather than wasting precious time and energy and giving them the graceful kind pardon of saying "excuse me" one must use the word in its other more rude and assertive context.
BAD: excuse me kind sir, but would you be ever so kind as to let me pass through.
GOOD: Hi ass hole!, i'm sorry but maybe you didn't hear me before when i said 'SCUSE ME!!! now step the hell aside!!!
GOOD: Hi ass hole!, i'm sorry but maybe you didn't hear me before when i said 'SCUSE ME!!! now step the hell aside!!!
by wanna-be-a-jamie-bond April 14, 2009
Get the 'scuse me!! mug.A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".
by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009
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