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Sally Saver

derived from or meaning virginal, tease and/or freeze. a new age term that suggests a girl/chick/lady/woman/granny is voluntarily avoiding penetration of the membrane within the vagina from an external male force/jedi mind trick. Women who have broken their hymens with tampons are still considered Sally Savers.
Bob: Yo Bill dont even try to get with Jill. Shes the biggest fucking Sally Saver here.
by Colinsgonnagetpwned July 16, 2008
mugGet the Sally Savermug.

Pizza Saver

A triangular shaped plastic bag designed specifically for storing pizza in the refrigerator or freeze. Designed with a zipper style closure for easy use. While designed for pizza storage, it also serves as a great disposable pastry bag. Patent #D572603
Mama Fresco's Pizza Saver is the perfect solution for storing pizza in the freezer or refrigerator. No more guessing what is in all that aluminum foil, or plastic wrap. www.mamafrescos.com
by Mama Fresco July 10, 2009
mugGet the Pizza Savermug.

Sack Saver

It's a good thing the catcher was wearing his sack saver when the pitch came in low and hit him right in the berries.
by turdyinchturds October 28, 2009
mugGet the Sack Savermug.

super seat savers

a phrase when uttered, allows you to leave your choice seat and kick out whoever may steal it when you come back.
friend: "what the hell! you took my chair!"
you: "you didn't call super seat savers"
-friend finds another chair, defeated-
by 83 July 24, 2006
mugGet the super seat saversmug.

seat savers platinum

Basically seat savers but just platinum edition. Meaning that if you do not abide by this rule we can tie you to a wall and throw large objects at your body.
Johnny had to take a piss and called seat savers platinum.
by Kevin Kessler May 1, 2008
mugGet the seat savers platinummug.

beard flavor saver

a result of a male with some form of facial hair performing oral sex on a female which then infuses pussy juice with facial hair.
Each one of those fellers from ZZ Top has HUGE beard flavor saver.
by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016
mugGet the beard flavor savermug.

Portland flavor saver

This is a gag type of sexual position, that can only be implemented after taking a healthy sized grumpy and short changing effort in wiping. Immediately after you leave the bathroom, get your girl topless and proceed to a reverse titty fucking position. Right before you bust, pull a long stroke back, lean back and grind your anus between her lower lip and chin. It’s this motion that you’ll leave a shit stain down her chin which resembles a flavor saver goatee.
Becky threw cold water into the shower on me last week. So last night I gave that bitch a creamy Portland flavor saver as payback!
by WiscoKid July 22, 2020
mugGet the Portland flavor savermug.

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