salt

Also: sodium chloride, pepper mate, SAWLTAY!

An expression howled for its short, spicy capabilities (or mineral, isn't it?)

It means "I'm so dumb" or "Gee I'm so white."

Conversely, peppa means "I'm so rad" or "G-dog I'm so black."

Cause we all know white is the new disco.

Usually used in suburban, Midwestern middle school environments.

Is accompanied by a dusting motion to the left shoulder (i.e. Whipe that salt off your shoulder).
"Aww salt! I couldn't cop those moves if I changed my name to Jamal Jones."
by Kohlburn May 04, 2004
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Small Arse, Large Tits - direct opposite of fant, a woman with an impressive rack but a small arse with little or no hips.
"Do you think he'll like my big tits, Broomhilde?"
"Yeah but watch out, you've got no arse - you're a SALT"
by Calvination August 25, 2006
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an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their self-esteem reaches its lowest point. Just above suicide and just below extreme shame.
Tony was salted after he tripped in front of the 10 hottest girls in school
by Jawayne September 10, 2003
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by PicklesMcGee March 21, 2006
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You can use 'Salt' just for some relevance to an irrelevant subject.

'Salt' is a commonly used word that is used when someone wants to make a point about something as well.
"This fridge is awesome"
"Salt"
"...Agreed"

Dude, that chick is hot! Salt!
by Relevant Salt May 16, 2011
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Expression when someone does something stupid or lame
Can also be used as "Salty" or "SAN(salty ass nigga)"
"He just fell of the porch!! LOL!"
"I bet he feeling salty!"

"Man I went to target and i couldn't get a refund!"
"Salt!"

"She wouldn't go to prom with me.."
"Sal-ty!"
by ims0pr3tty July 21, 2009
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To dump salt upon, usually unnoticed. While sitting at a restaurant, one 'salts' a person next to them by grabbing the salt shaker and quietly pouring salt on their lap until the victim notices. When the victim discovers that they have been salted, the one who salted them usually shouts "HAHA! SALTED!"
John: Sally, what are you...?
Sally: Shhh! I'm salting Susan. *pouring salt on Susan's lap*
Susan: HEY!
Sally: HAHA! SALTED!
by Saltyman February 17, 2010
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