Rimming/Rumming

Rimming/Rumming are pronouns used by people who are secretly two midgets in a trenchcoat or are a swarm of all-powerful bees (also known as non binary people).

"My pronouns are rimming/rumming"
"But rimming/rumming are plural"
"Yes. I am two midgets in a trenchcoat"

by mechanicalnoise December 21, 2022

The Rumen

When you try to fart on your wife’s face but accidentally spray her with a few pieces of shit.

Last night I forgot that I had diarrhea and did The Rumen on the wife…. She wasn’t very happy afterwards.

by Rumen January 16, 2024