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<.7.9.7.6.>Notion Rhetorical Yet Shocked <&>&<&>Awed Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Left-Wing Rhetoric

THAT is causing violence because literally singling people out and pretending they have schizophrenia is not?

Hym "Left-Wing Rhetoric? That's what's doing it? I thought they needed instructions! I didn't say anything about murdering national guardsmen. Simon didn't say 'murder national guardsmen.' So he wasn't illegally ordered to kill them. They aren't being instructed to jump off their own balconies by ME. So, THAT causes violence... But NOT the fact that you are literally surveilling a guy to make him listen to you about whatever underhanded remarks you want to make about his life and policing his interactions with women and bombarding him with things you would like him to think I the hopes that maybe THAT will get people to stop murdering your kids and doing so without ever getting called on it and when you ARE called out for it in the form of the greatest piece of artwork in the history of humanity...

You cry and piss your bed because you're a retard who got his butthole molested. And not you want to steal shit out of my yard sale and act like it didn't happen and THAT isn't going to cause me to murder your kids? But the left-wing rhetoric? You motherfuckers are dumb. Like 'We kept doing it and it kept happening but we recalling wanted to see the guy that said it would happen do it because I'm trying to understand stuff. I just don't understand stand woaoaoaoaoh!' That's exactly what happens though. Having to deal with your stupidity, your inability to understand things... Will make people coo-oo. It WILL make people murder you. I'm struggling to not do that. It did it to Nietzsche. He didn't murder but in retrospect we can all clearly see how how probably should have murdered."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

rhetorical apology

An apology that does not require an "it's ok" response. Usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. Rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.

Incorrect response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.

Correct response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.

by gimmieames December 7, 2010

rhetorical felatio

The act of grossly humiliating yourself with overblown, hyperbolic, undeserved, slavishly servile praise of another person

His assistant performed rhetorical felatio in his praise of his employer, "Sir, it's a tremendous honor and privilege to work for you as we usher in a new 'Golden Age' for us all, and I mean that most sincerely."

by dzadzey July 14, 2025

quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.

John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.

by kolahh March 3, 2018

Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact

And by 'veils in my own rhetoric' I mean 'Weaponizing schizophrenia by talking about the things I do while they aren't around in a way that could be easily misconstrued as delusions of reference' or 'Using their children as a cudgel' which is how you know he is lying to detract from the fact they buried the 'Weaponized schizophrenia' I was talking about and are now trying to shield themselves from liability for child murders that may have occurred.

Hym "Breaking! Biased Lawyer Veils The Justification Of His Corrupt Actions In My Own Rhetoric To Detract From The Fact That YouTube Influencers Are DELIBERATELY Trying To Make It Look Like Someone Has A Mental Illness They Don't Actually Have To Make A Point About Women Or Slurs Or Something! Or maybe they AREN'T trying to make a point! Maybe they are just doing it so they can tell themselves that what they are doing to me isn't that bad and that it isn't their fault that a bunch of children got murdered but, rather, they can scapegoat me for doing nothing more than describe my own situation (in great detail) and draw attention to it in the only way I could thing to do so."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Rhetorical Cap

Cap used for rhetorical purposes (to further a point), as opposed to simply for the love of the game. Similar to a rhetorical question (a question asked for rhetorical purposes).

His essay lacked evidence so you utilized rhetorical cap to further his point.

by bear999 July 12, 2025