research roast

Whenever a kid cant directly roast you so he does a bunch of research he might say it was easy but in reality it was hard and he roast you for whatever he got from his research

Sheep: better not anger me or I'll research roast your ass

by Fagarian November 11, 2017

Phantom Research

Creating facts to support your argument. Often alluding to "research" that can't be verified.

Weston is amazing at doing phantom research to support his arrogance.

by Publius Valerius Publicola December 9, 2008

rubber research

Research done, usually on the fly, that is moldable and/or used to fit a narrative.

Hey Jerry, do a bit of rubber research on gun-related homicides in US metro areas.

by Squintdrummer June 3, 2018

doing research

Partaking of online porn, esp. under dubious legal circumstances, or in a public setting

When the old rock n' roll musician's computer drive was discovered to contain kiddie pix he explained that he had been doing research.

After I told the librarian on call the security guard rousted that homeless guy from one of the far carrells, he was doing research

by Alf C. Kinsey December 15, 2012

Research Ninja

When you see a hot girl in a YouTube video and you want to know who she is (obviously for research purposes), you ask that in the comment section. Then a Research Ninja volunteers, do his research, risk his life to stalk her on the internet and get you the information you want.

Person 1: Does anyone know the girl at 05:04? For research purposes of course.
Person 2: Her name is XXXX YYYY
Person 1: Thanks Research Ninja! You saved the day.

by totem_pole September 17, 2015

cancer research

a charity

have you heard of cancer research?
yeah!

by zoopoo February 17, 2015

Internet Research

Code for cracking one off when you're meant to be studying

"I'll just be in my room doing some internet research." fap fap fap

by Dodgyisdave April 4, 2011