vulgar preacher

One who makes others praise out to god repeatedly, but is usually accompanied by retaliating curse words wished upon themselves.
Girl,,, he was blowing my back out so good, damn vulgar preacher had me cursing and begging god for him to not stop.
by Webstersnostradomis November 14, 2023
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preachering

the doing of a preacher.
today, as i was preachering, i looked into the crowd and saw a giraffe staring at me.
by dr. fleuss August 6, 2011
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The Preacher Effect

The feeling you get when someone has reached so far into what you are doing it feels like they have inserted themselves into your every crevasse of your anal canal
Adam felt The Preacher Effect so much he could read the guys wrist watch protruding from his mouth.

That was the worst Preacher Effect of my life. Now my arse is so stretched 4 squatters have permanently moved in to ease the pain.
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 16, 2020
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The Preacher

A mating ritual preformed on the sabbath day of the week between a man & a woman that involves the man inserting both of his arms into the vaginal cavity of his partner to begin the act of prayer which, involves consecutively delivering oral while rotating his hands which are pointing to the heavens within in the vagina. If the oral is to the cliterous then you will be praying to heaven, if oral is delivered to the anus then you will be praying to hell.
Susy wanted to marry Johnny after discovering that Johnny has perfected the preacher.
by DrClappinCheeks March 10, 2025
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preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.
This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.
by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017
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That Vegan Preacher

a common nickname for the famous YouTuber and TikTok influencer "That Vegan Teacher"
Have you seen That Vegan Preacher's latest video?
Yeah, I can't believe she compared non-vegans to Hitler.
by wordyteen January 27, 2024
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Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.
"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."
by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010
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