Philippines

negative side:
a country where the media particularly the abs-cbn network is more powerful than the PNP(philippine national police). It is a country where people don't give a fuck about what the cops says, and if the cops do they job, people will either cry their ass out asking mercy from the public or shouting "youre volating my human rights!!" It is also a very corrupted country and some people here are very lazy and blames everything on the president if their life is severely fucked up.

positive side:
awesome beaches(ex. boracay, cebu, etc), beautiful babes or bebots, nightlife, etc.

police: would you mind to show me your id or license?
brainwashed filipino guy: why would I??? youre violating my human rights asshole!!!
me: haha welcome to the philippines!!!

by robbycard April 20, 2009

Philipino Donut

When a man has sex with a woman doggy-style, and the girl is wearing snorkel gear, and her head is in a toliet, and the man makes a circular motion with his hips while flushing the toliet with the girl's head inside.

"I gave Sheryl a philipino donut last night, and she really appreciated the snorkel mask."

by MichaelmHuynh February 21, 2007

Philippines

My home country , very nice beaches , very nice hearted people , Tropical Asian country , President ehh , Catholic country , a lot of people speak english , oh yes there are a lot of Filipinos around the world. (ESPECIALLY IN LOS ANGELES)

Foreigner: *makes a video talking about anything Filipino or in the Philippines*

Filipinos EVERYWHERE: LETS GO RAID THE COMMENTS SECTION!!!!!!!!😎😎

by Bored10yearolld February 8, 2021

Philippines

The Philippines is the country that rules the whole entire world. They were the country that colonized every country and human being way before any other country was colonized and discovered.

The Philippines is the true ruler of the world.

by MrFryGuy1330 November 2, 2019

R/Philippines

Formerly the best subreddit ever made, now the WORST subreddit ever made.
Examples of posts:
Before (2008-2016, Pre-Duterte):

Manila stops construction of Torre de Manila

Enrile vs Miriam: Enrile shreds Miriam in privilege speech

Now (2016-present, Duterte-present era):
Tattoos talaga sya! Say no to misinformation :))
(just unfunny comedy posts now)

r/Philippines used to be the best subreddit, now r/crappyoffbrands is the best subreddit.

by JadenTheMoose January 30, 2023

r/Philippines

A cesspool of Liberal elites browsing Reddit while sipping on their 3rd Starbucks drink of the day. Majority of the users are also people who have their head stuck up their arse just because they graduated from the prestigious universities (only through daddies ₱₱₱₱ to the Deans pocket). So disconnected from the current state of the Philippines, they lack self awareness on why their St. Leni Robredo lost the 2022 Presidential Elections to a son of a dictator.

Call them an "elitista", you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly shrink back and say 'I've been found out!'

I love going to r/Philippines!
I'm gonna create my 5th post there today just so I can dunk on President BlengBlong Narcos that I found in the FB group MO4D LOL

by the L in Leni stands for Loser June 3, 2022

philippi

Philippi is an open joyful person. She is one of the most smart and intelligent people you will ever meet. She can be the serious smart type but she can also be the funniest person you will ever meet. She can provide you with the advice you want and she is loyal. She usually has the most beautiful eyes you will ever see. She has many friends and she is open to meet new people. Although sometimes they can think that they are always right they will sit and hear your opinion. In a relationship she is royal and needs to be loved. She is the romantic type. You can always trust her and tell her all your problems she will literally solve them. She is basically the best person you will ever meet.

Philippi

by Nst April 25, 2017