OLD MAN CLAN

OLD MAN CLAN

A ONLINE FRATERNITY OF MIDDLE AGE GUYS THAT LIKE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ON THE PS3

www.omconline.net

The old man clan is a group of adult gamers.

by PLEDGE BIRD July 24, 2009

Old Man Syndrome

1. The feeling of being an old man when you really aren't. To feel very very old compared to your actual age.

2. To have bodily pains which aren't that bad but make you feel old.
3. To feel old compared to the people in your life.

4. Staying inside and not going out, while regaling of your youthful days.

5. To look like an old man and/or feel like an old man.

1. After finding out he was seven years older than everyone else at his work, John had a severe case of old man syndrome.
2. After a summer of being a hermit, Jane had a serious case of old man syndrome.

by yumyumgopop September 25, 2010

old man withers

1. Old Man Withers was the owner of the haunted amusement park in the moive "Wayne's World." If you watch the movie carefully he appears at the beginning as well as the end. He is eating donunts at the bar and Wayne asks, "How is the amusement park going Mr. Withers?" We don't see him again until the end of the movie during the Scooby Doo ending sequence.

2. A humorous name given to old people you dont know

"Look at that Old Man Withers over there at the counter, he can stand."

"Oh my god, its Old Man Withers from the Haunted amusement park!"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

Old Man Yee

Noun:
Someone who is too old to be in the position or place where he/she currently is.

"Jamie Moyer is still pitching in the major league in his mid forties"
"What an Old Man Yee!!"

"Who you voting for Obama or Mccain?"
"Obama....we cant have an Old Man Yee in office"

by A Senior Moment February 20, 2009

Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.

Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

by Rosh507 December 14, 2014

Old Man Sexy

A male who is at least 20 years older than you who is still considered sexy despite his age.

My history teacher is old man sexy!

by SSCpimp March 16, 2009

old man's eyebrows

When someone is giving you head, you pull out right before you cum and you go all over their eyebrows. This makes their eyebrows white like an old man.

Smo loves having the Old Man's Eyebrows so much that constantly sucks guys off so he will always have them.

by Hiawatha November 11, 2006