I left my dog in a tree

When someone is ugly and you need a escape

"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*

by Cphill January 20, 2016

my dog ate my homework

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

by immaschild April 20, 2023

my sister's dog

fucking retarded

"hey, what's my sister's dog?"

"fucking retarded"

by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 10, 2021

MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !

trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !

by michael foolsley March 30, 2022

Ketchup on my hot dog

Having sex while your girl is on her period.

Friend: “Get some last night?”
Me: “Yeah, she was on her period, but I don’t mind a little ketchup on my hot dog.”

by Plumb2 February 27, 2019

i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog

A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation

She got some nice Titties i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.

by Seaker's loli October 30, 2018

Poop on my little Dog

When u bored and u just gotta go. Okay, first of all tell me why you searched this? Are you extremly lonely and bored like just why.

poop on my little dog

by poop guy 2345 February 22, 2021