Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011

Mating Squeak

A noise a human sometimes makes when being or seeing someone that sexualy arouses them.

The girl sent out a mating squeak as the boy walked by.

by JEssii November 2, 2007

kc munting

alabama sunrise mixed with a clevland steemer

i gave that woman over there a good old kc munting.

by Caption Cannabis January 24, 2008

Key West Mating Call

The sound associated with a razor blade or credit card chopping up and scraping cocaine into lines.

"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"

by TheGoon September 18, 2012

Mutting

An ancient art, only known to people who have mastered the art of dogging people out. It is an extreme act of hearing a story about someone, then twisting it so much its just a load of bullshit, but everyone still believes it. This can be used for good or bad, depending on the situation or the source of information known. There are a few creatures still on this earth which know the ancient art, and they have profound hearing, very sensitive smell and are able to transform from dog to human very fast.

Hey, look at that man hes mutting!

Did you hear about that guy called Hallett, he was just mutting about Ellen.

Wow, that story was crazy! I can hardly believe it was true! Oh wait that man must have been mutting!

What a mutt! He must have been mutting!

by Kevin Rudd123 August 24, 2011

mating mates

Australian for "fuck buddy".

B: "hey Yankee, wanna root?"
N: "like mating mates?"

B: "bonza"

by Yankee & Jelly Bean February 6, 2020

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

by douglas epley January 10, 2007