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naked munchkin

A person who is a munchkin(horny 24/7) and naked so it has sexual intercourse with anything that moves. It has a temper 2 it will attack if you insult.DO NOT approach at all don't make i contact you will get dwarfism.TO AVOID THEM-don't say naked munchkin 3 times in a row it will appear if you do
"man that naked munchkin there wont get off her back"
"dude run that dumbass said "naked munchkin"unless u want dwarfism"
by doug mcgill December 12, 2008
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munchcinitis

A fatal disease in which is caused by a munchcin "a little mole midget" that eats your poop, becomes radioactive, crawls up your ass and urinates on your intestines. Symptoms show green glowing urine, explosive diarrhea, herpes, mega herpes, and a munchcin crawling out of your ass slapping your face then saying gurgle snawf.
Um honey a munchcin just crawled out my ass, slapped me across my face, then said gurgle snwaf. Oh no that means you have munchcinitis!
by delicious pineapple June 26, 2010
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ass munching cunt face

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt
by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011
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Munchingfoo

Tight: the embodiment of betrayal and dishonour. Descriptive of the type of person who allows others to buy him rounds before leaving to take a 'nap' right before his own round.
Who's round is it? I can't believe that damn munchingfoo!

Lads, we've just been munchingfoo'd!
by Thirsty student January 21, 2006
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Munchkin Claw

when you are having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a hand job.
When Brandon's wife was with child, his future son rubbed one out from within the womb. That is a Munchkin claw.
by Not Hicks April 17, 2010
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crotch munchkin

Tiny man-made flea sized creatures that attack the genital area. Men mostly affected.
Stumps ate 3 crotch munchkins for breakfast.
by Ted Peepers November 6, 2003
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munchkin

powergamer who has no respect for role playing and other player
the munchkin shouts:my half dragon/goblni crusader knight can do 10 times teh damage then yoar gimppped elf!!!!!11 i no moer then you,so dood back off
by nu108 May 4, 2006
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