smiley motherfucker 

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.

Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

smiley motherfucker by No_Off_Switch December 4, 2014

ol seacow motherfucker 

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.

“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”

ol seacow motherfucker by BlazingFury January 7, 2018

sexy motherfucker 

Becca

she is one sexy motherfucker - you cant say that! it’s copywriter by becca

sexy motherfucker by cheese wotsit January 8, 2021

cock sucking motherfucker 

my brother

my brother is such a cock sucking motherfucker

cock sucking motherfucker by dickinyourbooty October 1, 2021

A sick perverted motherfucker 

When someone unfollows you on instagram.

You saw that Michael unfollowed us. Yes he’s a sick perverted motherfucker

A sick perverted motherfucker by Nicolastheasshole November 21, 2021

Sexy motherfucker 

Jayden is a sexy motherfucker

Hey Lennon what is a sexy motherfucker

A sexy mother fucker is you

Sexy motherfucker by Jayden mc November 30, 2021

fuck shit bitch motherfucker 

When you mess up so bad you say the the first words that come to your head. You may say this when:
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.

A: *Hits their knee a chair.
A: fuck shit bitch motherfucker.

fuck shit bitch motherfucker by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 6, 2023