french military

the biggest group of failures around

Me: Wanna hear a joke
Friend: Ok
Me: The French Military
Friend: haha

by Matt leo March 30, 2008

French Military

1)The armed forces of France...

2)a contradictory term

The french military got defeated for the 15th time this century...

by Lord bob ruler of the catfish army May 24, 2005

military precision

(adj.) Perfect aim, very professional and calmly done.

He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.


He sniped the robber with military precision.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

military nerd

One who understands all or most of military slang
One who knows famous military battles by heart
Can tell you famous military leaders

will criticize military games for being unrealistic

military nerds will become mad when called "nerd" or "dork"

"all he reads is military books he must be a military nerd"

by UNSC LEADER June 2, 2008

Military Hit

One hit of the psychedelic drug 2C-I which is a phenethylamine of the 2C family.

Hey man, you got any military hits or hyper glitter?

by Skizla February 8, 2007

french military

The french military. What the hell is that?

"The French military isnt going to Iraq with us"

"The French have a military??????"

by bod dylan January 22, 2006

military banter

Where different areas of the military basically take the piss out of each other for a laugh. The marines take the piss out of paras and the paras take the piss out of marines, the army does it to the navy and everyone does it to the RAF. But just like anything in the military they all know that it is joking and have each other's backs when they need it.

Marines: Whoohoo paras can jump out of planes, so can we.
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter

by futmar October 5, 2015