Microwave Bitch

A person so lazy and impatient they only take things that come quick fast and in a hurry like food from the microwave as opposed to cooking an actual meal from scratch.

Daughter- omg! My phone is so friggin slow!
Mother- in my day we had to have 35 cents to use a pay phone and the Internet wasn't even an idea! Children today are such microwave bitches!

by Holl33 January 19, 2015

wet microwave

Think about it and it'll come to you. It's usually used as an insult to people not a complement

Mr. Boyd you look like a wet microwave in those pants

by Dirty Blueberry May 15, 2016

microwave mentality

Having the attitude that if something can't be done in 5 minutes or less, it's not worth doing.

Someone's mom: "You know, I just hate how our son never gets his chores done."

Someone's dad: "Yeah it's his microwave mentality. He gets it from you."

by ShadowInTheNight February 3, 2010

Microwave a banana

Microwave a banana(v.) = time travel

I microwave a banana everyday.

by Sans the epic gamer October 28, 2018

Russian Microwave

The act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. Also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.

Me: Dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
You:Heck yes! And my russian microwave smelled amazing!

by HottieWitABodii69 February 19, 2011

Reverse Microwave

a device that makes ice super fast; or beer icy cool real quick; or cool down pizza thats to hot so you don't burn the roof of your mouth.

"i could win the invention of the future contest, remember i made that reverse microwave?"

by Yard_Bird January 13, 2004

Microwave Sadism

Pleasure and amusement as a result of watching small animals perish in agony after being locked in a microwave oven (and set on high).

This strange personality disorder has been revealed and somewhat known amongst underground internet culture.

After his parents discovered a third dead cat in their microwave, Jimmy was admitted to intensive therapy sessions due to his microwave sadism.

by juiceCULT August 3, 2012