Michael Phelps

Only the most AWESOMEREST, hottest, most amazing swimmer in the history of the world, who broke the record for breaking records, with 8 gold metals in a single olympic setting, and 14 metals in life time.

I now Ammend that we substitute Michael Phelps for all Chuck Norris Jokes.

by Thnx4thmmrs_8443 October 17, 2008

Michael Phelps

A super hot swimmer who won 8 gold medals during the 2008 olympics in Beijing, breaking the gold medal record.

1. Did you see Michael Phelps last night, he won his race last night being as hot as ever.

2. I wonder what music Michael Phelps has on his ipod.

by Bobeesh October 18, 2008

michael Phelps

cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"

yea last night i gave hannah a Michael Phelps

by Phelpsfan0505 October 24, 2009

Michael Phelps

A fucking beast!!!! He is...
Half dolphin
Half Matthew Bellamy and
Half human

Sports fanatic: Did you see that Michael Phelps win his fourteenth gold medal last night?
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...

by trptking October 10, 2008

Michael Phelps

an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time

"i love michael phelps! his swimmer body is ROCKING"

by CHLO CHLO CHLOERZ October 13, 2008

Michael Phelps

Super hot swimmer know now as the greatest olympian of all time, after winning 8 gold medals in a single olympics.

He has a great body and is envied by so many men and wanted by so many women.

Woman:Honey you should have Michael Phelps body. You should be like him.

Man: *thinking* Damn that mother fuckin olympian.

by miohmyitsvi October 15, 2008

Michael Phelps

Epic

nuff said.

"did you see michael phelps at the olympics?"

"yea, 8 gold medals. that's epic."

by rlauyu October 10, 2008