by hellllllllooooooo February 7, 2018
Get the michaelmug. Michael’s an attractive guy that gets every girls attention literally any girl that comes to school gets scooped by this whore of a man . Even in a tight sealed relationship he would still go and ask some innocent girl for nudes making her brainwashed that he likes her and then soon her titties will be around school she’ll get depressed sad overwhelmed all because michael fucking petite decided to be a slut. if u have a michael or if u ever run into michael. run bc the first thing he’ll ask for is nudes . :v unfaithful ass bitch.
-SMMS ❤️
-SMMS ❤️
girl:i’m dating michael i can’t believe it he likes me !!
Friend:well sucks to be u hope ur nudes get leaked .
Friend:well sucks to be u hope ur nudes get leaked .
by shrekchokeme June 7, 2019
Get the michaelmug. a person who dates one girl after another. often says "lolcats" to EVERYTHING. obnoxious. all he does is skate. he will use you just for attention. his mom is a stripper. he'll tell you he loves you then an hour later he will break up with you.
me: ahhh i just broke my arm it hurts
michael: lolcats
me: lets hang out
michael: lolcats
michael: baby i love you.
*two hours later*
michael: i love you but im breaking up with you.
michael: lolcats
me: lets hang out
michael: lolcats
michael: baby i love you.
*two hours later*
michael: i love you but im breaking up with you.
by cottonbawlz June 22, 2010
Get the michaelmug. by randoguy June 12, 2016
Get the michaelmug. 
He's a selfish asshole who thinks the world revolves around him. He only cares about sex. But he has a great sense of humor.
by Jenna Bryant January 31, 2017
Get the michaelmug. lazy asf, and plays video games all the time and has great hair and amazing taste in shoes and is terrible in bed.
fuck that nigga michael
by hejdjfufifi September 15, 2015
Get the michaelmug.