The Maury Povich

When you are having sex with a girl, then you immediately stop and have sex with her mom.

When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.

by DGZ July 22, 2012

Dirty Maurie

When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.

I just experienced a dirty Maurie. I didn’t know my dads cock was that big!

by Maurieeeeeeeee May 27, 2020

Maury Povich predator

When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!

I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.

Man you a Maury Povich predator

by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020

M. A. Numminen (Mauri Antero)

A famous underground artist from Finland. He has many great songs, i.e. Balls Between Zip (Munat jäi vetoketjun väliin).

M.A. Numminen is the best artist in the world.

by Jaakko October 17, 2003

maurie

uhhh idk but they seem really really cool and pretty and epic ad pretty and probably really smart and cool

"wow maurie is probably one of the mauries of to ever on earth"

by sharkv April 30, 2024

Maurie

A Maurie is a person who will stand in a thoroughfare like a doorway or a hall, blocking people trying to get through who are busy attempting a task. They are oblivious to those people and their efforts. "The Maurie" also does not offer to help.

"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"

by hippydeano January 29, 2022

Mauried

To be killed on The Maury Show

News reporter #1: Sha Tea was then stabbed on the tv show Maurey
News reported #2: Some would say she got "mauried"

by JWklj July 29, 2012