The Maury Povich

When you are having sex with a girl, then you immediately stop and have sex with her mom.

When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.

by DGZ July 22, 2012

Dirty Maurie

When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.

I just experienced a dirty Maurie. I didn’t know my dads cock was that big!

by Maurieeeeeeeee May 27, 2020

Maury Povich predator

When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!

I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.

Man you a Maury Povich predator

by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020

M. A. Numminen (Mauri Antero)

A famous underground artist from Finland. He has many great songs, i.e. Balls Between Zip (Munat jäi vetoketjun väliin).

M.A. Numminen is the best artist in the world.

by Jaakko October 17, 2003

Maurise

Maurise is a boss ass dude, pretty kool, has atleast 1 earring in his ear if not he's prolly not a true Maurise soooo... and he never has "hoes" because Maurise is loyal and committed to whatever girl he's with. Not like any of these "MauriCe's" out here because he is foreign and boss asf.

Maurise has a girlfriend so he won't talk to other girls. Sorry

Maurise might not have alot but he's going to find a way

His name isn't MauriCe it's MauriSe.... Thank You!

by 6inero January 29, 2019

Mr. Mauri

This is the male version of a Mauri. See Mauri

Girl a: OMFG HE IS HOT!
gilb b: he is such a Mr. Mauri
Girl a: totally!

by ahhellloo July 8, 2010

Pulling a Maury

onsistant masturbation; not being able to go a day without it; putting of counter-strike and your friends for your pleasure, and deny it later.

You couldnt hang out with me because you were pulling a Maury

by leo "poldy" pold December 14, 2008