When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.
by DGZ July 22, 2012
Get the The Maury Povichmug. When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.
by Maurieeeeeeeee May 27, 2020
Get the Dirty Mauriemug. I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.
Man you a Maury Povich predator
Man you a Maury Povich predator
by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020
Get the Maury Povich predatormug. A famous underground artist from Finland. He has many great songs, i.e. Balls Between Zip (Munat jäi vetoketjun väliin).
by Jaakko October 17, 2003
Get the M. A. Numminen (Mauri Antero)mug. Maurise is a boss ass dude, pretty kool, has atleast 1 earring in his ear if not he's prolly not a true Maurise soooo... and he never has "hoes" because Maurise is loyal and committed to whatever girl he's with. Not like any of these "MauriCe's" out here because he is foreign and boss asf.
Maurise has a girlfriend so he won't talk to other girls. Sorry
Maurise might not have alot but he's going to find a way
His name isn't MauriCe it's MauriSe.... Thank You!
Maurise might not have alot but he's going to find a way
His name isn't MauriCe it's MauriSe.... Thank You!
by 6inero January 29, 2019
Get the Maurisemug. uhhh idk but they seem really really cool and pretty and epic ad pretty and probably really smart and cool
by sharkv April 30, 2024
Get the mauriemug. A Maurie is a person who will stand in a thoroughfare like a doorway or a hall, blocking people trying to get through who are busy attempting a task. They are oblivious to those people and their efforts. "The Maurie" also does not offer to help.
"Out of the way you big Maurie!" to someone standing in the doorway as people are setting up for a party. "Man, that Maurie could at least offer to help instead of blocking the doorway"
by hippydeano January 29, 2022
Get the Mauriemug.