A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.
Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
Person 2: That's so clutch!!
by Astro99 July 16, 2022
Get the Mahogany Armchairmug. by Jae Lock June 23, 2023
Get the Mahogany Queenmug. by sayrz May 7, 2008
Get the Mahogany Box Rotmug. Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!
by HammerLife June 22, 2023
Get the mahogany music makermug.