O.M.F.I.C.

Old Mother Fucker in Charge

This Guy Has Owned This Company For Over 50 Years, He's the O.M.F.I.C.

by the big wolf July 13, 2023

o.m.f.i.c.

I own my own business, and have for years. I started out as the BULL with the BIG NUTS . Then as the years went by, I became , the MOTHER FUCKING DECIDER. Eventually I earned the title H.M.F.I.C. The years have flown by, I am now in my 70s, I still have big nuts But now I Am the O.M.F.I.C.

That guy with the big nuts, is getting old . He's The O.M.F.I.C. ( OLD MOTHER FUCKER IN CHARGE) .

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia October 30, 2023

a.o.m.f

All of my feelings

All my a.o.m.f are anxiety

by Stop staring at my name October 5, 2021

L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F

Acronym for: Let me go down on you til you cum on my face

Person 1 “lets fuck”
Person 2 “nah L.M.G.D.O.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F instead”

by Jeanie777 April 27, 2024

L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F

let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face

me: it’s L.M.L.Y.P.T.Y.S.O.M.F day!!!
her: what the fuxk does that mean?
me: let me lick your pussy till you squirt on my face
her: oh... hell yes

by leave me to suck her cooter November 4, 2019

L.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.a.o.m.f

Let me eat your pussy till you cream all over my pussy

Bitch l.m.e.y.p.t.y.c.a.o.m.f

by JustZay May 26, 2022

d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f

do you want me to come over and eat your pussy until you cum on my face

(male) d.y.w.m.t.c.o.a.e.y.p.u.y.c.o.m.f

(female) give me a time and place

by raypoop February 17, 2024