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Fuck me like a monkey

1. A formal request for a celebration of love, super kinky-style.

2. An impassioned cry of frustration, used to substitute for the more common damn, shit, or fuck. Used in the most egregious situations only.

3. A solemn request, to a monkey, for sexual intercourse. This is illegal to say to a monkey.
Upon finding out that Eduardo was well-endowed, I flirted with him and asked him to please fuck me like a monkey.

Dude, I heard Sarah Palin and Donald Trump might run together, FUCK ME LIKE A MONKEY! Makes me want to nominate Paris Hilton instead.
by droidlover November 22, 2011
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she's like heroin to me

A song by 80's punk rock band The Gun Club. The phrase itself insinuates some kind of unhealthy fixation with a woman.
She's like heroin to me. She cannot miss the vein.
by JEFFREY February 9, 2005
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love me like damn

Someone immensely annoyed at giving love but receiving none in return. May kill. Watch out.
“WILL YOU JUST LOVE ME LIKE DAMN. I TRY SO HARD AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN. IM GOING TO KILL YOU.”
by JuniorGiant January 22, 2018
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Play me like a fish

When one commences to try to trick you or play you, the fish makes no sense in the sentence just as trying to play you doesn’t make sense. Similar to the saying playing on my top
Eric, you thought I was gonna look why you tryna play me like a fish.
by Jsandjbsayings March 8, 2019
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Fuck me like a truck

A sex move usually used in porno films or videos as it is used very hardcore bdsm move and usually the final form of a sex move
Oh please since you are my step-brother! Now fuck me like a truck like you did with Becky
by Hylzanisafucingcrackhead January 11, 2020
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