wank-a-lank

When something is very very bad, or wank.

Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.

Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.

by BizBiz December 19, 2006

lank god

Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.

Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!

Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.

After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.

by Nateg123 November 28, 2017

lank

one very chill humam, stoner, surfer or free mf

oh yeah hes a lank

by pablotheguy August 7, 2021

LANK

Acronym for Let A Naysayer Know, or Let All Naysayers Know. Alabama Crimson Tide motto, created by Jalen Milroe (QB) and Terrion Arnold (DB).

Rece Davis: "We have LANK merch here, and that stands for Let A Naysayer Know."
College GameDay Desk: "Hold up, we didn't know what you were going to do when the N portion came up but we sure were interested! We thought it was going down!"
Desmond: "Hey Rece, let me explain something to you during this commercial break. I'll spell it out for you."
Pat: "Merch sales are through the roof!"

by irbatman1 December 7, 2024

Lanked

For someone ton be totally sacked in a fight

i was lanked yesterday

by mikey_jackson December 12, 2016

lank

let all nay-sayers/ n***** know

if your at a football game (sec or hs) they'll be like "LANK!!!!!!!" in the students section

by throwdatmf August 22, 2025

lank

past tense of leak

the cooker lank a few hours ago

by Balaola123 March 15, 2022