lag 

Aproximatly 1half to three hours after smoking marijuana lag sets in. I.Q. drops 50 points, food and a nap are inevitable

(1 hour after gettin high) "Man ....I feel pretty lagged man..." "Yeah I got the lag too"

lag by Crackrock April 7, 2003

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Also suitable 4 LAGing dnd party members.Like my buddies LOY,Gad etch.

D.M.:<<U hear enemy casting behind the dungeon door.What will u do?>>
LAGing party:<<He,he its easy we ll stay here for about 8 hours while we replenish our spells n the enemy caster has already used up his own....>>:P

lag by OrderlordTank January 13, 2005

Lag 

the one thing that coexist in all online games for a majority of players. There is no defense and you cannot kill it. If there is enough of it you will either render yourself defenceless and get you killed or you will disconnect and be forced to come. This can be fixed by getting a faster Internet for it is mainly caused by Internet not being fast enough.

Friend: Lets play cod together
You: Sure
-Plays cod and dies-

You: FUCKING LAG!
-throws modem out of the window-

Lag by rabbidninja June 9, 2011

LAG 

In an effort to eliminate hurtful homophobic slang from our American slang, please say LAG when ever you are tempted to call someone a FAG.

Homophobia is not cool. LOVE is. Thank you to every single homosexual couple that adopts a child anywhere in the world. Heaven and Hell salute you.

Omigod you're acting like such a LAG, just go say hi to that horny girl already. You know she will totally let you bone her in her b'dunk'a'dunk

LAG by American Unity Movement June 28, 2011

lag 

• when texting someone and the conversation is weak and or boring.

• too plain to talk to while texting/calling/ and or in person.

I don't flirt with you when we text because you lag much. our conversations are pretty boring.

I'm not talking to Becky because she's such a lag when we text. is really boring.

lag by slangtypeshit October 27, 2014

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An excuse used by EXTREMELY skilled players in competitive gameing.

Eli, hurry and get rid of the fucking lag, I had to SD in Sm4sh cause it kept making me lose.

lag by PoisN March 30, 2015

Lag 

Lag is when a pro player on a certain game, such as Call Of Duty, experiences some very bad gameplay. It has absolutely nothing to do with the game but how bad the individual is playing.

"Oh for fuck sake! He's killed me like 14 times now. The fucking lag is real here."

Lag by Uncle Pohler May 19, 2016