Jeff

The most helpful guy ever.

Guy: I cant seem to solve this problem.
Jeff: You have to add 2+2 that gives you four.
Guy: Thnx

by Derekster06_is_my_Xbox April 26, 2019

Jeff

Jeff is a person that everyone has, a person that is always with you side by side no matter where you go. He is the person that you can always depend on to help you in no matter what it is. Everyone has a Jeff and even if its not another person it may actually be yourself.

You're my jeff

by sujfjb December 16, 2019

Jeff

Jeff is commonly used as a name for silly duck but can be used for people as well e.g nymphs Jeff jeff

Jeff the duck went for a walk with nymph

by Jessyttt October 15, 2019

Jeff

A failure of a robot, who cannot follow simple code instructions; deserves to be punted across the parking lot

Jeff can’t even turn right when told to!! Can’t wait to dismantle him

by thnksfrthvnm August 11, 2023

Jeffe

The off brand of Heffe, not as funny and can't pull bitches.

Heffe: yo Jeffe why cant you pull deez hoes? Got a small dick or something?
Jeffe: No I just make dad jokes and act super suspicious all the time.

by YungHeffe November 25, 2019

Jeff

Jeff.

Jeff: Jeff?
Jeff:Jeff.
Jeff:Jeff.

by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 15, 2022

Jeff

Jeff has a shlong and not afraid to use it.

Omg Jeff is the legend of shlongs

by Creepsquad March 13, 2017