Jedi Run

This is a way of deciding seating in a vehicle. Once the driver proclaims "Jedi Run!", the passengers must sprint to the car. The first person to touch the front passenger seat door handle is victorious, and the seat is theirs. This trumps a "Shot gun", as the driver has final say so on who sits where, unless he is driving in replacement of one of the passengers, who is the actual owner.

Any arguments over the winner are up to the driver's decision.

Passenger 1: Shot gun!
Passenger 2: Damn it!
Driver: Jedi Run!

Both immediately sprint to the door, where upon passenger 1 touches the handle first, thus affirming his seat in the front.

by ChimeraScythe December 9, 2008

interwebs jedi

One who is skilled with the interwebs and affiliated things, and enjoys delivering pwnage to n00bs and watching pr0n.

Ron: Man, you can find the weirdest pr0n
Raph: lol
Ron: You're an interwebs jedi

by rabidinfest December 18, 2007

The Last Jedi

The Last Jedi is to take something with great momentum and enjoyment, and then completely ruin the fun in it because you think you’re an intellectual

“Hey Rian look at this cool drawing I made!”
“Wow JJ that’s really cool, allow me to wipe my musty cheeks with it!”
“Aw, why did you The Last Jedi my cool drawing Rian?”

by AJsw77 October 13, 2018

Jedi day

Jedi day is May 4th - May the Fourth (be with you) - as in:
May the Force be with you, what the Jedis in Starwars saw to each other.

'Hey - it's Jedi Day!'
'Yeah - may the fourth be with you!'

by fennec_fox May 14, 2006

The Last Jedi

To mess up on a huge scale, but blame everyone else for the problems it causes

Jeremy: Yeah Rian shit on George's paper he was writing and punched me in the balls, but when I got mad at him he went and told the teacher that I was the one who shit on the paper and he punched me in self defense and said I was being a Man Baby.

Ivan:Sounds like he pulled a "The Last Jedi"

by MR donde July 3, 2018

Jedi Jerking

Pleasuring yourself with your mind just like a Jedi would.

Guy:"Do you know what i did yesturday"

Dude:"No what?"

Guy:"I was Jedi Jerking next to your mom"

by NHViolator January 16, 2014

jedi moment

a moment when you are completely in the zone, for example if you work really good game on a girl or play a video game really well for a specific moment

Dude how did you just do that! That was crazy.

I was totally having a jedi moment

by Tommy Lane July 20, 2010