A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.
Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).
Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.
Man #1: The what?
Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.
Man #1: You're full of shit!
Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.
Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!
Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.
Man #1: The what?
Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.
Man #1: You're full of shit!
Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.
Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!
Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
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Most hentai sex scenes end with internal flooding as the school girl is violated by numerous tentacles.
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Internalized oppression: as the tyrannical king ruled over the country, its citizens have eventually learned to treat the harsh oppression as a part of their normal everyday life, never questioning their freedoms.
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Tom : No, she’s just scared.
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