Backseat Charlie

A person sitting in the backseat of a car who has no say in what goes on inside the car.

"Hey change it back, I like that song!"

"Shut up backseat charlie."

by buttcheeksbrown November 11, 2012

backseat diva

When your mother in law is the biggest pain going and yet... what a cougar!

" Gee honey, your mother is such a backseat diva."
" Don't you mean backseat driver?"
" I know what I mean."

by Worongary Jim March 10, 2010

backseat surprise

When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.

This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..

Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.

Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!

There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?

by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012

the backseat lovers

the best band in the entire gd world
single-handedly best vocals, lyrics, song-writing, and instrumental talent all concentrated into one boy band from utah
if u like tbsl ur definitely so hot

i just listened to the backseat lovers entire first album and their multiple single-releases and ive got to say, every one if their songs sounds like its a coming of age film. not in a coming of age film. the song is the coming of age film.

by poo poi fart May 11, 2022

Backseat Meeting

The act of meeting another man in the back of a Jeep Grand Cherokee. 9/10 times the meeting will consist of a bunch of violent sex.

Damn man, Cam and Collin were having a backseat meeting after work. They were very loud and they left the lights on so everyone could watch.

by Cam15 July 28, 2022

Backseat Banger

one who loses their virginity or is content having sex in the backseat of a car.

"I can't believe that backseat banger managed to do it in a mini cooper.. he's 6'4!"

by mr. e nigma April 09, 2009

Cheesy Backseat

Having a container of nacho cheese spilled all over the back seat of your car, after having anal sex when you walk you can hear a smacking sound and your ass is sealed with sperm

Man I could hear Jenny's cheesy backseat in PE

by Cameron Crazy February 25, 2009