I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s December 11, 2007

i've got your number

When someone is out to get you or has it in for you!

You banged my girl when you had no business or right to so now I've got your number!

by Rey Moolah September 27, 2017

i've lost my appetite

A lofty way to say you'd rather not spend anymore time with your dinner company.

Your dinner date has just revealed that he or she fights dogs on the weekend. You respond with, "I've lost my appetite." And excuse yourself.

by Southern understanding February 08, 2014

I've got a goo on me

A serious thirst for alcohol

I've got a goo on me and it's only eleven o'clock in the morning.

Meaning, I want alcohol right now and it's only eleven o'clock in the morning.

by TheDublinBoss February 27, 2013

Best I've ever had

sexual, as in the best sex you have ever had. Usually said when describing the love of your life, or to their face.

" That grunge kid was the best I've ever had."

" You're the best I've ever had, babe."

by Starchiiild Nirvana July 28, 2009

I've got the case of the munchies

When you are up late at night and become to get hungry.

Eddie: I have to finish my Science paper but I've got the case of the munchies.

by The political party of Eddie April 24, 2017

I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022