I'm Gonna Go Take A CNN

"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."

Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.

Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.

by Nostradamus? Nostradamthem! November 28, 2020

I'm gonna say the n word

Something that YOU won't be saying because YOU'RE not BLACK.

Dude: Hey, I'm gonna say the n word
Dude 2: That's racially offensive to every person of african descent, you cannot say the n word.

by Doggocool December 25, 2018

I'm gonna gut you like a fish

A threat often delivered to those who often deserve to be at the sharp end of it's deadly meaning. Commonly found in preschool classrooms and in chinese adult film stores.

"I'm gonna gut you like a fish, wear your entrails like a scarf, and use your kidneys as mittens, you goddamn cum guzzling piece of shit."

by Donald Blasko, PhD May 4, 2003

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most scary and offensive comeback ever do not use this comeback. If you do I warned you

Oh yeah well I'm gonna tell my mom

by The dictionary of holes June 21, 2022

I'm Gonna Go Ralphie on Your Ass!

Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
Also
Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.

This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"

by Heather Cantrell January 23, 2009

I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice

This term secretly means "I'm gonna go have sex"

Created by my retarded friend who asked when I said "I'm gonna go get apple juice." asked if it was a sex term.

Samantha: "Brb I'm Gonna Go Get Apple Juice."
*Samantha Is Now Offline*
Jenny: "Samantha is such a slut. She's probably gonna do it with a different guy"
Nick: "Ikr"

by Grand Master Poobah July 28, 2016

I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"

Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

by hornyaf December 28, 2014