by cosmicmushrooms December 31, 2021
Noun; A Latino man who loves gardening, roofing, and border hopping,
Verb; A current member of the Cartel, Mafia, KKK, Crips and Bloods, and local Bingo establishment for elders.
Verb; A current member of the Cartel, Mafia, KKK, Crips and Bloods, and local Bingo establishment for elders.
by extremewhitemale May 09, 2023
Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.
Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
by yacob_mh May 22, 2020
verb. after pleasuring a girl oraly, have sex with her hard enough for her to cum twice in one minute, then he finishes in her rear. all while being a tease.
Vinny: bro, I was doing the feliciano hernandez last night with that grenade I brought home.
Ronnie: oh, Sammie LOVES the feliciano hernandez.
Ronnie: oh, Sammie LOVES the feliciano hernandez.
by SbIGs March 10, 2011
A name if a person that is usually lazy as fuck, eats hella food and will fall asleep when you watch movies with her, honestly this person also will generally be hated for no reason at all. Overall this person usually will keep you companied and is very energetic af
Sarai Hernandez why are you eating again after eating 5 minutes ago?
Coworker 1: bro Sarai Hernandez is such a bitch
Coworker 2: wtf did she do?
Coworker 1: I don’t know she just is
10 mins into a movie…
Me: tf This girl is asleep already?!
Coworker 1: bro Sarai Hernandez is such a bitch
Coworker 2: wtf did she do?
Coworker 1: I don’t know she just is
10 mins into a movie…
Me: tf This girl is asleep already?!
by Brotherhoodlins October 14, 2023
He is super hot, smart, talented, and sometimes quiet. He is a dream boyfriend to have, he is very sweet and likes to talk to you, he will never ever leave your side.
by JordanLuvv12 September 27, 2018
The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.
"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.
by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010