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hump day heart attack

Just when you think your Wednesday is sailing along, you realize that all the work you have done on this next request for proposals to land the big one for the boss is completely useless - because the deadline to submit was actually last Wednesday stupid.
The agency interns had a serious hump day heart attack when their blissful working Wednesday confidence switched to the horror and shame of incompetence when they re-read the fine print on the RFP guidelines only to discover, the proposal was actually due LAST week. Bad i-cal BAD!
by mzpickles March 24, 2010
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Irish Heart Attack

A mixed drink involving equal parts of Five-Hour Energy and Jameson Irish Whiskey
Dude: "I think that guys dead"
Other Dude: "Yeah he was doing the Irish Heart Attacks"
by Charles Lee 69 April 28, 2013
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Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.
"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"
by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017
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Heart attack and a hangover

“Yo I got so fucked up last night on that drink I almost got a heart attack and a hangover”
by Keesee5 December 13, 2018
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Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
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heart attack

what people who constantly drink monster energy drink are going to have soon
Hey you, reading this! I know you're genuinely addicted to monster but please drink some water, I don't want you to get a heart attack. <3
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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