Hai Hai

synonym for a gayass
used as an insult far greater than any known before...

Hai Hai is one of these...

by MysTiC July 27, 2004

hay

Nickname for any valuable "resource" (money, expensive food/gifts, gasoline to give her rides where she wants to go, hot and/or arduous mechanical/carpentry work, patient endurance of boring/cutesy "girl stuff", etc.) that a naive "dairy farmer" (mushy-hearted guy with raging hormones) "feeds" to his "cow" (an attractive girl whom he hopes to win over) in an effort to please/satisfy her so that hopefully she'll feel enough favorably disposed towards him to "allow him to milk her" (spread her legs for him) sometime later. May or may not be successful, depending on how “loose” the chick in question is, or how much she respects the guy’s feelings or truly appreciates/values his caring efforts to help her out.

Stud #1: Yo! Why the long face, dude? I take it you didn't "get to 4th base" with Tiffany?
Stud #2: Nope! And I fed her a whole BALE of hay, too --- worked my butt off for three hours straight in the scorchin' sun to get her car road-ready again, and burned up three of my brand-new DeWalt cut-off blades in the process --- but then afterwards she claimed to have suddenly "got religion" and wouldn't "give me any milk", even though she'd promised she would if I'd fix her car.

by QuacksO August 31, 2013

hay

wat horses eat dumb ass not the hello form

hay is for horses

hey is for people

by fat c*ck August 12, 2009

Hai

An annoying person trying to say hi

Person A: hai
Person B: Let’s not be friends anymore

by Pharaoh Ramesses IV September 05, 2019

hay

smelly stuff that horses eat that attracts lots of rats.

When i went down to the barn yesterday there was like six rats in templar's hay. It was nasty. I hope he doesn't get sick.

by Kate Templar July 26, 2005

hay

If female, means extremely slutty with an oral fixation. If male, means a huge nerd, lightweight, who is possibly homosexual.

Mrs. Hay came over last night and smoked the hell out of my pole. OR Hay is at home playing video games while hanging out w/ his female friends, then passing out after 3 beers.

by Amanda February 17, 2005

Hai

pronounced "hi"

when a girl has given up on men but does not like women.
the opposite of bisecual.

When Mark dumped Tina, she went hai.

by Debbie the wonderful January 26, 2006