Gouch War

Verb. when two or more friends stick there hands on there gouch and attempt to smack the others in the face. very violent and can sometimes be very dangerous and smelly.
A: "what you doing with ur hand in your pants?"
B: "just scratching myself dude"
A: "oh okay yeah cool, fag"
B: "Gouch War bitch!"
A: "Ah fuck! i'm not ready aaaahhh"
by IIIIXIII313 August 22, 2007
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gouch-tastic

a word to describe something that is so awesome that you want to tickle Dominic Monaghan's gouch.
"Domgasm's are gouch-tastic!"
by Vehura March 11, 2004
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Gouche Smooch

1. To passionately kiss the gouche-ular region.

2. A modern form of payment, roughly half the value of a blow jibber.
1. I got this crazy tingly sensation when she gave me a gouche smooch.

2. So I rear ended this dude's car, and he comes out saying he won't call the insurance company if I give him a blow job. But after I pointed out the lack of damage to his bumper, we settled on a gouche smooch.
by bangbangnibba November 08, 2016
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gouche hinder

The sweat that forms in ones gouche.
Sean: Hey Zach can I drink your gouche hinder?
Zach: FFS! It's Josh's turn to drink it, so go fall down a well.
Sean: Fuck you ALL.
by Dmarsh June 11, 2008
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gouch hair

the hair b/w the ass hole and the penis.
G-d dammit josh why is ur gouch hair sticking out of ur pants?
by UncleSamPatriot December 19, 2016
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Gouch Offering

The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.
"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?

Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands

"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?

No, than you I'm good.

Logical reason, please.

I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.

Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
by marinatingoffering September 29, 2010
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gouche slap

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.
O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap
by Meesh2001 October 03, 2007
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