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Gorilla Tag

a vr game about gorillas (monkes)

from experience, its a game about immature minorities (13 and under) yelling, screaming, asking to play minigames, etc. theres a really really rare chance that youll encounter a mature teenager in the game. its also a game where every single minority uses all of their parents’ hard earned money for shiny rocks just to buy an expensive cosmetic. its also a game where you break everything in your household

theres also multiple fangames on vr such as monkey mischief, capuchin, gorilla tag horror, etc
guy 1: “hey dude, you heard about gorilla tag?”

guy 2: “you mean that game about minorities wasting all their money and being immature af? yeah i know about that!”

guy 1: “you wanna play?”

guy 2: “he he hell naw!!!!” *blocks*

*another example*

guy 2: “dude have you been playing gorilla tag…?”

guy 1: “nah i dont know what youre talking about!!”

guy 2: “your computer monitor is destroyed, your floor is soaked in your piss, you punched 10 holes in your wall, you broke your moms favorite vase…”

guy 1: “thats rookie numbers!!”

*another another example*

mom: “son what happened to all of my money in my credit card…?”

son: “oh! i bought 89,728,929 shiny rocks! *flexes the gold helmet, the big ass candy cane, the wolf costume, etc*

*the son gets the biggest beating of his life that will forever scare him*

*another another another example*

kid: “you wanna play minigames?”

guy: “shut the fuck up!”

*another another another another example*

guy 2: “yo i found another game similar to gorilla tag”

guy 1: “what is it?”

guy 2: “its a game called capuchin, you wanna play?”

guy 1: “sure!”

*the two bros find every fangame better than actual gorilla tag (theyre all filled with minorities as well)*
by makima.csm February 8, 2024
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Gorilla Tag

That game where you need medical insurance to play
BANG, “what was that!?” “ nothing I’m just playing Gorilla Tag”
by rcdude February 25, 2024
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gorilla tag

A game filled with little racist children that scream slurs at the top of their lungs no matter what time of the day.
Tom: I play gorilla tag
Terry: Kill yourself
by goose120 May 6, 2023
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Juan Gorilla Tag

very cool guy with a lot of respect for himself and others. always on gtag 24/7 and constantly dunking on orion drift for no reason. D1 hater for most things and a great friend. competitive and supportive friend who will help you perserve through anything yet can still be funny at times. Great guy, great editor, gtag lover, crazy.
You: Yoooo is that Juan Gorilla Tag
Juan: Hello everyone!
by VoidTheDrifter! December 5, 2024
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Toxic gorilla tag kid

A kid who wasted their money on a headset just to play a gorilla game and hates it when he loses and becomes toxic because he’s new
by anonymous May 21, 2022
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Gorilla Tag

You can fight me, but the game is really good, it’s just the children that make people want to hate it
Guy1: I play Gorilla Tag and it’s fun
Guy2: kys
Guy1: bruh what did i do
Guy2: kys bitch you play fucking gorilla tag you fatherless bitch
Guy1: sorry for liking a game bud :/
Guy2: go touch grass and get a life you stupid fucking 5 year old child
Guy1: …
Guy2: idc if the game has good effort into it the player base is bad so the game is dogshit so kyskyskys you fatherless bitch
Guy1: ..
Guy2: you are fatherless and live in a basement, i bet the only game you play is stupid fucking monkey game and you think you’re the best kys ni-
*Guy2 gets obliterated by Guy1*
by LazyWasTaken July 20, 2023
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Gorilla tag

Friend 1:Oh have you seen the gorilla tag update
Friend 2: Kys
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