Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."

Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.

by Vagimuff April 3, 2009

framily

n. Friends or blood relatives to whom we would actually choose to be related, because the relationship is mutually respectful, close, supporting and affectionate. The favorite people in our lives we would include in our family, whether they are blood-related or not, typically because we love them.

Gilda thought, "Why don't I invite the entire framily?," and made labels that included her best friends Tanya and CeeCee from school, her parents, her brothers, and Vicky from next door - they had become very close since Vicky first offered to watch the dog when Gilda went to Texas.

by nolana plume February 9, 2009

fruit bagging

Grab 6 of your closest friends.
Find and surround a thin tree, around 6 inches, and then place a nicely sized fruit inside a plastic bag.

Whip the bag around your head as fast as you can, and throw the bag at the tree.

The bag will wrap around the tree and create a massive force on the fruit.
The fruit will pop out of the bag at an incredibly high speed in some random direction.
Laugh or cry depending on whether or not you get hit.

Lets go down to the local cemetery and do some fruit bagging.

by SloppyToppyMike April 2, 2021

Fruit Lover

A discriminary word to describe fool/dunce who has no clue of how to function.

"John you fruit lover! Why did you burn my house down?"

by GrantBest May 19, 2023

Womb Fruit

The fruits of a woman's womb. A child.

Control your womb fruit in public

by schubert-nyc August 14, 2008

emo fruit ninja

When you take a knife and start slashing the hell out of your arm because you hate yourself and your life

When i get home, i want to play emo fruit ninja.

by FreakyBoii69 February 22, 2018

Rice's Fruit Farm

Rice's Fruit Farm is a little no name shop in the middle of Wilbraham that all the fucking flax bros or slimy faggots go to bitch and complain after a day at minnechaug. The place has ok ice cream but all the people suck.

Wanna go milk a cow at Rice's Fruit Farm? I'm not talking about the employees either.

by Oogie Googie February 25, 2021