folding chair

the coolest ever, like who the heck invented folding chairs cause they are straight up dope. get yoself a folding chair

"Woah do you have a folding chair?!? Those are so cool, I need to get one for myself!

by baugette November 15, 2020

Blind folding

When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)

Common misconception is "Teabagging".

The Professor was blind folding Ginger on the island.

by Apples78 May 13, 2011

folding salami

When a man tries to hide hides his penis in his own asshole.

Hey did you see Tom folding salami in the bathroom this morning?

by foldingsalami247 February 11, 2012

Peanut Butter Foldover

An un-circumsized penis.

Lowitt likes guys with a peanut butter foldover.

by Dorsey69 August 20, 2008

aardvark folding

verb: the art of folding paper while riding an aardvark. Mostly done in Indo-China in the late 1800's. It was later banned by King Lyare because his youngest wife was caught aardvark folding with his former secretary.

Vic: So, dude? We gonna go aardvark folding later, or b'wut?

Blumbo: Nahh man i gotta go play my bagpipe!

by the 11th turtle May 20, 2009

Folding

The beautiful sport of pleasuring oneself between the folds of blubber covering a fat chick...

"Man...folding totally rules...like screwing a chick with a thousand makeshift vaginas..."

by Capt. Volcano September 29, 2008

folding dishes

when someone voluntarily contributes to a sexually act with inanimate objects

“hey i’m folding dishes let me alone for a second”

by sugarfruit1234 December 15, 2020