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French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
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flicker gooning

To goon while repeatedly flicking the tip with 3 of your fingers extremely fast.
"Hey Thomas, what have you been doing?"

"I've been flicker gooning, but it's hard to do it for more than 7 seconds!"
by freakdrea95 May 23, 2024
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James Charles Flicker Goon

The James Charles Flicker Goon technique, originally created by James Charles, is an act where you swing your penis around some pile of makeup, it doesn't require to have any specific type of makeup to successfully do the James Charles Flicker Goon technique. It can cause nut blast up to 10 meters long, around 150 MPH (200KMPH).
James Charles is an expert at the James Charles Flicker Goon technique.
by James Charles gooner master February 17, 2025
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Flicker Goon

Flicker gooning is the mental state of gooning where nothing matters but gooning, your life's purpose turns into gooning, you lose all emotion but goon, You are Goon.
I was Flicker Gooning on top of a pregnant black lady while pouring chloroform in her ear.
by LapisWumpua May 28, 2024
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Aldis flicker gooning

aldis flicker gooning is an act wher you walk into an aldi and blast a massive yoy know what elser is massive? MANGO MANGO MANGO 13 kg load over the peabnut butter in the amazing load of kanye wesy

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I Aldis flicker gooning bout to cuuum uhhhhhhgh
by PIayboi Carti December 29, 2024
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chinese flicker gooning

Chinese Flicker Gooning is the act of watching videos of the supreme leader xi jing ping while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Mao Zedong and freshly made orange chicken. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Wo cao ni ma" and "Wo cao" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 101-degree angle (representing the day of Chinese Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
A: Do you Chinese flicker goon or Mexican flicker goon?
B: I'm Chinese, of course I Chinese flicker goon
A: I'm American but I like Chinese flicker gooning more
by Chinese flicker gooner June 26, 2025
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Jamaican Flicker Goon

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)
"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"
by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024
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